Heard from work

*Beep*
Me: Thank you for calling ATM Network Support
Customer: (raspy and mummling) Yes my name is....and one your ATM didn't give me my cash.
M: Ok, do you have a receipt?
C: No.
M: Ok, what is the address that this ATM is at
C: It is at ....
(Never could find the location and at one point hacked for about an minuet)
M: Hello?
C: Yes, I'm still here
M: Ok what you need to do is go to your bank and fill out a claim for your cash you didn't receive.
C: I did that they said it has been too long.
M: (?) No, that shouldn't matter, wait how long ago did this happen?
C: 2002. I just got out of Jail.

As they say crime doesn't pay.