Friday, February 29, 2008

Gun Pic #1

I was going to start with a gun known and is an icon for westerns but ran out of time and I had to settle with something close but not quite it. Also, I don't have enough guns to make this a weekly thing but I will post at least once a month a firearm until I run out. This is the only true Colt that own.

According to the store I purchased this from is a pre-war Colt official Police in 38 Special. I'm more of a S&W kind of person but for the price that this gun was going for I just had to get it. This has around 85-90% of its bluing left, the timing is like a swiss clock, and the lockup is just like Colt is known for. I don't regret purchasing this firearm.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Ice Ice everywere


Thank goodness mom called me last night and warned me about the wether. Nothing but ICE everywere! Even with the call and leaving early it was almost stop and go traffic and it still was late for work. Grrrr! Thank fully it will end later on tomorrow and they are putting me up for the night so I'm not going to be driving tonight. Stay safe out there. Also gun picks will be starting soon.

Friday, February 15, 2008

How much do I love you?

*Beep*

Me: "Thank you for calling ATM support"
Tech: "Yes this ....I'm at atm >>>>> for a printer fault"
M: "Ok what is going on?"
T: "Well I have not touch the printer yet."
M: ? "Ok, why not?"
T: "Well someone decided for Valentine's day to spray paint a heart with a Jerry loves Marry on the ATM"
M: *laugh* "Really?"
T: *Chuckle* "Yep."

So why did you marry him?
Because he spray painted a heart with our names on a ATM.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Sunday Humor

This comes from a Catholic elementary school. Kids were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments. They have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., incorrect spelling has been left in.)... Enjoy!
* In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating theworld, so he took the Sabbath off.
* Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears.
* Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
* The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble withthe unsympathetic Genitals.
* Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.
* Moses led the hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened breadwhich is bread without any ingredients.
* The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.
* The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
* Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
* The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to standstill and he obeyed him.
* David was a hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. he fought with theFinklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
* Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
* When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
* When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus inthe manager.
* Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
* Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others beforethey do one to you. He also explained, "a man doth not live by sweat alone."
* It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get thetombstone off the entrance.
* The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels. The epistleswere the wives of the apostles.
* One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.
* St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which isanother name for marriage.
* Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.